ROFLPOR


rolling on floor laughing p-ssing on rug

this occurs when you laugh so hard that u fall to the ground and start to uncontrollably p-ss on the rug.
dave- yo, yesterday i was driving and i wasn’t paying attention which ended up with me nailing this kid on a bike.

friend- roflpor your a dumb-ss.

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