a portmanteau of sarcastic and b*st*rd. a sarcastab*st*rd always has something snarky and sarcastic to say in response to anything you throw at him and is a general pain in the *ss.
sole redeeming quality is how hilarious it is to watch them roast people.
oh, my god. curtis is such a sarcastab*st*rd. i don’t think i’ve ever heard an honest word outta that guy’s mouth.
a meme that, no matter its age, will relentlessly keep you satisfied. it is possible that harambe is becoming a legacy-meme
- ian miller
ian miller is someone that is the biggest mitch in the world omg kevin hart is such an ian miller
- glory sl*tting
when a person wants to f*ck someone important so they can be in the spotlight. f*ck alicia wants to go to the bruce springsteen concert with me. but i don’t want to be a part of any of her glory sl*tting.
- guantanamo bae
a highly possessive, paranoid and controlling boyfriend or girlfriend who won’t let you ever leave their sight, presence nor clutches. they often go through your phone’s call logs and messages in search of incriminating evidence to use as justification for shortening your leash. lil chi chi: yo whuddup fam! where chico at? it’s been a […]