sausage saloon


a bar whose inhabitants are almost entirely male. sausage saloons differ from gay bars in that the clientele is straight; mostly working stiffs and pensioners enjoying a cold one. not bad places to hang out, but don’t go there looking to score chicks.

moe’s tavern would be a cl-ssic example.
dan: “d-mn, that 90-year old barmaid is the only chick in here!”

tony: “yeah, this is a sausage saloon. let’s finish our beers and check out the action at that place down the street.”
sausage saloon is a south african franchise that offers hot-dogs and other fast foods
sausage saloon – hotdogs

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