s*xy, adorable, cute as a b*tton and honest. she can be your confidant, your best friend, your comedian or your partner in crime. she is outgoing, creative, and bold. a bad *ss motherf*cker who won’t take no sh*t off of n*body. she’s original, amazing, different in all the perfect ways and her beauty is undeniable. she will have the most mesmerizing eyes that anyone could hardly ever have and just looking into them will make one lose their mind and fall deep in love with her, without necessarily trying. she’s crazy but in the best ways possible and will surely change your life in the most positive way. she has a smile that will force you to smile no matter what, it’s adorable. she’s ridiculously sweet and anyone who is lucky enough to know a true schelea should never let her go because they won’t find another girl like her. she should be treated like a goddess and deserves the best in the world.
-d*mn that girl is such an schelea, everyone wants to be with her all of the time!
-schelea and that one kid look so cute together, it’s all schelea though.
-that girl is absolutely stunning, she’s so hot, she’s an schelea!
-steve fell in love, he must have found an schelea.
- ethanol make
a fat oxygen wasting child touching thick af donkey looked crusty old crippled wrinkley c*nt. go away you ethanol make
- uteruses before duderuses
like chicks before d*cks but better. there’s this boy i like, met him at the food court, he has hair like gretsky and he does jumps on his skateboard. hope he asks me out, except i do not before my best friend likes him aswell and as we know. uteruses before duderuses
- seattle banjo
when one spreads a spoonful of nutella on their partners spreaded b*tthole. back and front of spoon and then licks it clean before slapping the convex side spoon on their partners cheeks i gave that girl the best seattle banjo i’ve ever tasted.
she’s/he’s a very smart girl person. they’re very confident in themselves. seeks to be very confident and successful in life. the person is also loyal to their relationships. “syraia is faithful.”