a person that always seems to get out of work. a person that is very good at avoiding work, not showing up for work, works a lot from home(when they work form home they don’t really do any work). somehow they always manage to keep their job and most typically work in management. they are very good at making other people do their job for them. they love to delegate their job to other employees while they are always busy doing nothing. it is derived fromshirk and slog.
my manager is a shirkslog and is still on their 3 month paid vacation. joe called in to work again today and asked me to fill in for him, he is a shirksloging b*st*rd.
- politics and chill
when you go over a partners house to have s*x and politics is playing in the background “hey you want to politics and chill” “what can i do” “anything you like just make sure it’s legal we got donald trump watching”
- abraham's trifecta
completed when you have slept with a member of each of the abrahamic religions: a muslim, jew, and christian. braxton: yo bro, so i was t*tty f*ck*ng this girl last night and she was all like “braxton? what are you doing?” but it doesn’t matter because i just completed abraham’s trifecta. paul: no big deal, […]
a sh*tty town nestled in north carolina where you can find some of the most ghetto/redneck/wiggers in the us. not to mention downtown reidsville is just as sh*tty. everybody knows everyone’s business. its best if you stay in your house past dark. you may get shot or end up in a drug deal. they even […]