Shitmother


a word to say at the end of long rant after you’ve run out of things to say.
some guy: sooo bored
some guy: what you think of the shakira lines i sent you/

you: im very upset because i have to eat hamburger helper and your shakira lines arent helping anything mister
you: make yourself useful and buy me a f-cking pizza
you: dammit

some guy: i’ll take you to a pizza buffet

you: f-ck your pizza pizza buffet buy me a f-cking pixzza f-ck im about to eat f-cking barbeque sh-t becuase there is no pizza heref-ck you
where the h-ll is my f-ckig pizza>>~>!~!>!>!!~??~!
! fuuuuuck t

sh-tmother.
combination of holy sh-t and mother f-cker: an exclamation of excitement or approval
sh-t mother! that’s what i’m talking about!
a combination of holy sh-t and mother f-cker: an exclamation of excitement and/or approval
sh-t mother! the steelers kicked some -ss yesterday! you know it.

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