Skatchie
like newfies and brunsies, the people from saskatchewan are skatchies.
i’m a skatchie, not a saskatchewanian, and i have worked as a tree planter, oil rigger, farmer and a rancher. i wear a bunnyhug, not a hoodie! i drive a skidoo in the winter, and the summer i use many forms of transportation, though mainly a quad or motorcycle. i cheer for the roughriders, whether they win or loose! i complain in the summer becuase its too hot, and i complain in the winter because its too cold. i complain when theres no rain, and i complain when theres too much. yes i do know jimmy and alice from moose jaw, and i happen to be related to someone who has a cousin who is related to them. i wear trucker hats not because of ashton kutcher, and i carry a rifle in my pickup not because i plan on knocking off a 7-11, but incase i see a cyote, porcupine, badger… or the occasional gopher. my name is doug, and i am a skatchie!
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