typically, a felatio induced hot load of male nut custard that is *j*c*l*t*d all over the giver’s nose and nostril area. the end result is this gooey s*m*n resembles a thick, draining wad of snot from the nasal p*ssages.
sandy was giving robert head in the back bedroom at the party. he blew a huge snot wad and she ran from the room looking for a tissue.
- social fap
when you use social media to m*st*rb*t* bro, last night was an intense social fap. i used instagram and twitter!
- solo netflix and chill
where your watching netflix and your watching x-men with jennifer lawrence basically naked so you have a w*nk yo dude what u doing after school? just solo netflix and chilling bro that’s sick bro!!
old scottish word meaning “to chase girls around among the haystacks after dark.” i saw sean sprunting after cailyn when i got up for a drink late last night. a name for a fict*tious feminine hygeine spray, proposed by george carlin. sure, i always carry sprunt in my purse. right next to my red flag […]
the tips of the woman b*lls, if you know what i mean? they are often bouncy, round, and gorgeous!!!!!!!! “man, those squirtias are smokin’ hot!” sk*nk b**b nipple sl*t t*ts