Sock Babies
when you mistakenly leave a sock on the floor overnight, and your dog gets a hold of it, and chews it to pieces. you wake up to a floor covered in sock babies.
g-ddammit john, stop leaving your socks on the floor. i’m tired of picking up your sock babies.
term used by u.s. navy sailors who pull a sock over their p-n-s, begin to m-st-rb-t-, and -j-c-l-t- into the sock.
i heard petty officer evers making sock babies last night.
n: an infant version of the sock people; usually taken care of by honkies
that sockbaby… is a sockbaby jesus. sock savior to the sock people, and i’ve come.. to take it!
-davis, alien
the process of when a male proceeds to -j-c-l-t- (bust a nut) into a standard tube-sock. the sock is then stored in a safe place for later use. this activity is typically popular among the prison-inmate population.
“tyrone was so horney that he made a sock baby in his cell, he then hid the sock under his pillow for later violation”.
sock babies are produced when a man without any premaditated thought begins to jerk off while watching some exercise infomercial or some soft core p-rn at 2 am. right when he’s about to climax he realizes he has no towel or kleenex so he takes off his sock and blows his load in that.
hey dino can i borrow a pair of socks for soccer tonight? do you have a pair without sock babies?
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