soda machine break up


a relationship that takes several break-ups and make-ups to end, rather like trying to tip over a soda machine by rocking it back and forth.
“did jack and jill get back together again? this is like the fourth time”
“it’s a soda machine break up. give it time, they’ve almost got it tipped over”

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