Soemy
a fabulous boss -ss b-tch that doesn’t care what no one thinks. she’ll tell you the brutal truth when you need it. but she’s not just a fabulous person on the outside, but on the inside as well because when you need emotion support she’ll be there. a soemy is a wonderful person that you can count on to be there for you when you need it most. just don’t p-ss her off…
“wow, that girl is such a soemy!”
“i know right. i wanna be her…”
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