soften the meat
phrase used to describe a police officer’s application of the baton upside the head of some stupid b-st-rd who deserves it.
frank was watching “cops” last night when we were over. we watched some dudes who stole some poor lady’s car and went on a high speed chase all over town. they rammed several cop cars then totalled the stolen car on an embankment. d-mn, it was good to see the officers soften the meat on the driver!
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