contrary to popular belief, these are not br–sts that are ‘out of this world’, rather they are br–sts with a giant f-cking sp-ce between them.
“d-mn son, why’d you get banned?”
“cuz i said i was 16, f-cking sp-ceb–bs.”
terrifyingly depressing poem’s you write while listening to sam smith on spotify “sorry i can’t go to school. i have to write some sadoems. i am working on one called loss.”
- peach b*tched
when you purchase peach rings at a local gas station and come to find out that there is actually no peach flavoring in any of the ingredients. haley: -checks peach ring ingredients “what the h-ll, there’s not even peach flavoring anywhere in these!” hannah: “daaaamn you’ve been peach b-tched!”
- hit the silks
used by the u.s. air force. it means to bail out of a plane and use the parachute. you have a hole in your left wing! hit the silks!
- sue of side
this is worse than suicide. it’s like a feeling you can never get out because there is that one side of u where u just want to kill urself but then u will be put on trial bc the other side of you will sue u for trying to commit such powerful act as sue […]
- netflix and freeze
like netflix and chill except s-xual expectations are not met. one party -thinks- it’s going to be netflix and chill, but they are soon surprised to be freezed out of anything intimate. i thought we were going to netflix and chill but every time i tried to make an advance, i was rebuffed. it was […]