Spankadex


the “pictures” of hotties in your mind. the hot chicks at the mall earlier in the day that you think about while you spank off at home

like a rolodex in your mind of all the hotties that you know.
me: dude! check out that hottie!
you: man, she is fine, i am going to add her to my spankadex
a metaphorical rolodex of memories with which one sorts through for the purposes of masturbation
“i just saw a video of my best friend banging his chick. that is so going in the spankadex.”

“the wet t-shirt party was a veritable cornucopia of spankadex entries”

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