Speed Clean
definition one- all the garbage goes in the garbage.
definition two- all the garbage goes in the closet.
definition three- all the garbage goes under the bed.
also see: make your sister do it.
i have major speed cleaning to do.
how will i ever get this done?!
well, i speed clean just don’t open my closet.
i told you to clean quickly, not speed clean! now look at your bed !!
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