sperm gargler
a h-m-s-xual. a f-g. a sl-tty woman. a crack ho.
anyone who imbibes sperm. anyone who engages in felatio and gladly swallows. a bonesmoker.
max: “that guy looks cool with his leather and harley but when he talks to you he sounds like liberace’s linguist for f-ck-sakes!”
scott: “i know guy; he is obviously a sperm gargler!”
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