spladow
“spladow” is the onomatopoetic exclamation that a gentleman shouts while delivering a handfull of of -j-c-l-t- to the face of a partner via throwing in a sidearm motion.
brought into popular use by g-dfrey, a comic, on a vh1 episode of “i love the 90’s”
“that chickenhead was giving me head then i pulled out, and spladow!”
to -j-c-l-t- into your hand. this is followed by throwing into someones face! spladow!
they do this in silence of the lambs!
the act of busting; to -j-c-l-t-; to c-m
when we were dancing, she rubbed to hard with her hips, i was like spla-dow!
1. defintion seen above. also can apply to throwing s-m-n at any general person, place or thing.
2. to f-ck up something.
3. moted.
4. the splattering of an object.
1. aw, watch out man i just spladowed that tuba over there…
2. oh man, i spladowed that test yesterday!
3. p1: dude, my ticket is right here- oh oops, i did leave it in the car…
p2: oh, spladow!!
4. i accidently dropped a melon yesterday and it spladowed all over the pavement.
a word of exclamation during s-x.
“oh man….spladow!”
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