squaggly
(ska-wag-ally) (1) something that is not in order or properly aligned in such a way as to not be easily described with simple linear terminology. (2) the digital artifacts created on a tv screen when a dvd processor malfunctions. usually manifests as picture broken up pictures with little squares dancing around the screen while random images appeared in the backround and audio is garbelled.)
(etymology- yr. 2000 created by a two-year old named allegra davis- appears to be a mixure of squiggly, wiggly, waggly and jaggedly.)
– “we were trying to watch the movie and the tv got all squaggly”
– “look at her teeth they are all yellow and squaggly”
-“that poor old lady, she looks cold and her hair is all squaggly
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