squort
similar to squirt, but involving the expulsion of a thick or nasty liquid, generally from the -sshole.
after he took the stick shift out of his -sshole, he squorted all over the front seat of the car.
a noise that is in between a squeak and a snort, often in suprise and enjoyment. often loud it can disturb nearby people if they do not know what the reason for squorting is.
“i made her squort every night, made her parents bang on her bedroom wall”
“-squort-”
“what was that noise about?”
“don’t worry i was only squorting, do not be alarmed”
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