Stanley Yelnats Sweater
much like the bill cosby sweater, the movie holes starring shia labeouf has provided us with the stanley yelnats sweater. it involves eating an entire raw onion before s-x. during s-x, induce vomiting onto your partner’s chest. for an extra challenge, first consume a raw onion with a can of peaches. then, during s-x, vomit on your partners chest to fully complete a sploosh sweater.
“did you hear what she got for christmas?”
“no, what?”
“a stanley yelnats sweater!”
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