sticky sack
when a man is experiencing liquib-lls and the skin of his scr-t-m adheres to the side of his leg and/or taint with a superglue like bond. this effects causes said man extreme discomfort making it impossible for him to sit still without awkwardly and obviously adjusting his junk. shaving the scr-t-m dramatically increases the stickiness of sticky sack.
bobby unintentionally forfeited the job opportunity when the attractive female hr representative caught him adjusting his wicked case of sticky sack.
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