Surprise Dick
a person who at first seems very nice, but at a later time reveals that they are in fact a total d-ck.
me: mr. johnson, will you please accept this paper? i only couldn’t turn it in because my mom was in the hospital dying of cancer. you seem like a reasonable enough guy.
mr. johnson: surprise! i’m a d-ck!!!!
me: d-mn what a surprise d-ck
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