Tactical Military Flashlight
super~bright 700 lumen waterproof flashlight with adjustable brightness & strobe mode & sos mode. excellent & the brightest flashlight ever! it can be seen for miles & can blind a bear!!!! it has a lifetime money~back guarantee!!!!
when i got the tactical military flashlight, i was astounded at how very bright it is!!!!
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