“that’s a you problem” means that you are talking to someone about your problems and they a. cant relate b. don’t know of anyone or anything with that problem or c. don’t care about your problems
jessica: my boyfriend broke up with me and i just don’t understand!!!! when i told him to stay he called me a thot
emily: honey, that’s a you problem.
- the drain team
a team of gay men that get together for s-x and drain each others b-lls. i’ve been looking for two nice men to take care of my blue b-lls. i guess it’s time to hit the internet and call up the drain team!
- the leaking taco
when you are c-mming, and it leaks out of your p-n-s like sour cream out of a taco. “did you like your when i leaked out on u i mean the leaking taco, babe.”
- the nathan touch
an incurable social disease which leads to small d-ck syndrome “omg i just got the nathan touch i’am socially dead”
- the thanksgiving slasher
when you m-st-rb-t- into a thanksgiving turkey and present it to the family for dinner. joe: bro i gotta finish real quick. tyler: alright finish in the turkey so we can have the thanksgiving slasher for dinner. joe: right on bro!
- tissue angel
the remains after a man has m-st-rb-t-d and -j-c-l-t-d into a tissue or paper towel. dude, you knew i was coming over . you could have cleaned up all the tissue angels .