it is a joke surrounding the hit 2007 movie starring an anthropomorphic bee voiced by jerry seinfeld. it has been customary to send the entire script as a text to your friends because it is just completely pointless and a waste of sp*ce.
the first few lines are as followed.
“according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. the bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.”
jim: yo, did you write that english essay?
mike: nah fam, i just wrote down the bee movie script
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