The Call of Duty Effect
the phenomena surrounding the 2007 through 2010 (rip infinity ward) video games belonging to the call of duty franchise in which a player can be “raping -ss”, as players claim, in one particular game, but in the very next game, they themselves get sodomized from substantial c-ckiness during the latter game and end up with a sh-tty score and a sore coccyx.
chad: yo, i was totally “raping -ss” in that game of search on crash, bro.
jason: yo, sick. what was your kdr the match after that one?
chad: yo, i got bro-raped and ended up with 2 kills and 35 deaths, bro.
jason: dawg, that’s just the call of duty effect, no sweat. go hit up some pabst blue ribbon and we’ll get that kdr up.
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