The Condomleezza Rice
occurs when a man specifically requests a handjob with a condom on, and proceeds to receive one to c-mpletion.
guy 1: so man, how far did you get with rita last night?
guy 2: dude, i actually requested the condomleezza rice, and received. it surprisingly feels pretty good, and there’s almost zero cleanup!
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