noun. italian for “-ssface”.
note: it’s fake italian, obviously.
siete un -ssafaccio.
eng: “you are an -ssface”
- Asshole parking
1) when another driver pulls in a spot closest to the door and you have been looking to find close parking for the last 5 minutes. you saw a keyless remote unlocking a car, the lights blinking and calling you! “open open open” you punched it around the opposing lane, so you could pull in […]
- brohm and haas
a variation of bro, probably the most addictive form to say. named from the century old rohm and haas chemical manufacturing company, a subsidiary of the dow chemical company. friend 1: whats up bromos-xual? friend 2: nothing much brohm and haas.
- brown moment
a moment of mental vacancy. (after just calling your wife by the wrong name) “sorry dear, i just had a brown moment”
- ass kicking machine
1. (noun) term for an imaginary device that delivers punishment to one who has presented a sub-standard idea or has committed a critical error. literally, such discipline may be presented in the form of a harsh lecture. 2. (noun) a mechanical device outfitted with several army boots on a rotating wheel used for automated physical […]
the drinking that ensues as a result of the depression created when state employees are sent home for monthly mandated days off without pay. said drinking results in a condition known as being “furloughded” and brings with it temporary numbness and a feeling of euphoria. this condition is common in california and washington state, other […]