The gate

a gated entry-way outside east brunswick high school in east brunswick, new jersey. while the gate provides a way for walking students to enter school grounds, it also serves as an ideal location for students to smoke, making it impossible for cops to ticket them for smoking on school property. every morning you will find a decent crowd, yet it tends to get larger after school. in terms of ebhs, the gate is located outside of “h-hall” or the doors leading outside from the “terminal” inbetween h-hall and neighboring i-hall. the gate was the key location back when the ginker kids were relevant in east brunswick, yet while ginkers are pretty much extinct, the gate is still the place to go if you need to light up.
eb kid 1: yo homes you got a stoge?
eb kid 2: yeah, dude. i’ll give it to you at the gate after school.
eb kid 1: good looks.
the golden gate bridge as commonly referred to by fishermen.
the halibut bite is on outside the gate.
the gates, a rather famous art exhibit hitting the city of new york last winter, featuring large “saffron” panels of fabric on square frame, was most famous for its utter lack of point. while some art critics loved cristo’s open-ended declaration of art, of allowing the viewers to make up their own meanings for the exhibit, others, and many civillians, were stuck by the utter meaninglessness of the project, as the pieces of fabric resembled lawn decorations.

also, more broadly, an example of anything utterly useless and ridiculous, on a grand scale.
i went to see the gates in central park last year, and didn’t understand it.

this is as useless as the gates, man.
the womb; “come out the gate” is to be born
i been the flyest since i came out the gate — snoop dogg