The Gogurt
while having -n-l s-x you c-m inside of the other person’s -ss and pull out quickly giving them a pink sock. when the -sshole is inverted you quickly pinch it and squeeze out the c-m, reminding you of your favorite childhood snack “gogurt”.
as i used “the gogurt” on my girlfriend i instantly had the urge to run to the grocery store and purchase a box of gogurt.
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