The Mango
the mango is a s-x move which originated from north korean immigrants who escaped from nk and travelled to hong kong on immigrant boats. the people who perform this sacred s-x ritual are banned from entering either south korea or north korea due to their exccesively high gayness levels. better luck next year guys.
william: hey eric, lets do the mango.
eric: h-ll yeah b–tch, your house or mine?
william: lets do it on the roof of the school!
eric: h-ll yesss.
after a guy has s-x and is too lazy to take a shower, he washes his b-lls in the bathroom sink. to do this, he climbs up and begins balancing himself on the sink…splashing water on his nuts and mimicking the sat-rday night live character mango’s mannerisms and noises in front of the mirror.
usually works only with 1 nighter’s, which is self-explanatory.
after i got done f-cking, i was too drunk to take a shower, but i did the mango and now my junk is clean.
i did the mango after i f-cked this chick at the club, now she doesn’t now if i was joking, or i’m certifiably r-t-rded.
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