the meal
the meal is known to a small few as a s-xual position in which a girl and a kitchen table are needed. you are to lie the girl face up on the table with her legs spread and dinner is served. the s-xual act you perform is “third base”.
tom: hey susan, you wanna get busy?
susan: well theres the kitchen table, how about im your meal?
tom: you mean the meal?
susan: oh yes… the meal baby
the meal is known to a small few as a s-xual position in which a girl and a kitchen table are needed. you are to lie the girl face up on the table with her legs spread and dinner is served. the s-xual act you perform is “third base”.
tom: hey susan, you wanna get busy?
susan: well theres the kitchen table, how about im your meal?
tom: you mean the meal?
susan: oh yes… the meal baby
the meal is a type of exotic dish that contains a fresh t-rd lubed in ranch dressing, a soaking wet urinal cake (soaked with pee), and a tall gl-ss of bl–dy urine to wash it down. it is traditionaly served at a romantic candle-lit table with flowers in the center. only few people are known to actually eat the meal and fully complete it. it is mainly used as a ‘choice’ while playing the infamous “would you rather..” game with your buddies.
tyler: dude, let’s play “would you rather…”
eric: ok, you start.
tyler: would you rather lick your mom’s b-tthole until she -rg-sms, or eat the meal?
eric: the meal by far dude!
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