a theory that states: if a football can be inserted into the *ssh*l* past half way, said *ssh*l* will create a suction and/or vacc*me and ingulf the rest of the football if lubracation is in use
bro1: bro, me and jessie tested out the shartmann theory last night
bro2: broooo how much lube did u guys go through
bro1: brooooooooo idek like half the tube
- milk senpai
milk senpai is the goddess of all milk. milk senpai is loved by all and loves all. she only comes out on a full moon on halloween. milk senpai is the best at everything and if you stand in her way she will turn you into milk. rené: “notice me milk senpai!!!1!!!!” dani: “psh skrub […]
- hoe house
a house used sorley for the reasons of prost*tution. you know that fool be trickin’ check that hoe house for him.
- 2nd lieutenant
a person in the army, or marines who thinks they know everything. after about 5 years of looking like a dumb*ss they learn some sh*t and get 1st lieutenant. hey 2nd lieutenant the captain told you to report to the pool on the 5th floor of the parking lot. of course it has 5 floors […]
a terrible person who always wants to act cool. ditches all her friends for the guys. d*mn! your so mazlan!