The Shartmann theory



a theory that states: if a football can be inserted into the *ssh*l* past half way, said *ssh*l* will create a suction and/or vacc*me and ingulf the rest of the football if lubracation is in use
bro1: bro, me and jessie tested out the shartmann theory last night
bro2: broooo how much lube did u guys go through
bro1: brooooooooo idek like half the tube

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