The Ultimate Fleshlight
when a man f-cks a pumpkin through a cut hole, and the inside of the pumpkin is still warm from the candle inside. many times when a girl goes down on an individual who has done this, their d-ck tastes like pumpkin pie.
zac hooked up with this girl the other night after using the ultimate fleshlight, and she really liked the pumpkin pie taste.
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