the unicorn light principle
states that light bends around unicorns, and that light was created form them. the colors that you see right now were created by a unicorn. colors are one of the many things that unicorns have created such as bacon, nutella, double rainbows, and nun-chuck wielding cats wearing bandannas.
example:
person 1: dude, have you ever wondered what made the colors?
person 2: go…
person 3: no because i am well versed in unicornal philosophy, you should know this i was a unicornal philosophy major in college. unicorns created light. isn`t obvious. the unicorn light principle explains it very well.
person 2: what the actual f-ck are you talking about?!?!
person 3: stfu! im a unicornal philosophy major! what the f-ck are you!
person 2: a christa…
person 3: that`s what i thought; f-cking atheist!
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