this is good sword
a phrase used to stray from or change a topic, or to falsly compliment someone so they dont look like a complete idiot when their cr-ppy aluminum foil sword snaps in half.
aragorn: what is your name?
haleth: haleth, son of hamal.
aragorn: give me your sword.
haleth: the men say that we will not last the night.
aragorn: …this is good sword…
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