Thomas Jenkins
a s-ssy b-tch of a lad who is s-xy, ratchet and doesn’t give a sh-t about what people say about him. he has s-xy hair, a six-pack (of beer) and a bladder infection. he’s fit as, welsh and in 9r1. also known as tom jenkins and has a habit for accidentally showing up on posters outside english cl-ssrooms. tom’s got a strong welsh accent and is proud of his heritage but supports england in rugby. he is secretly gay and is going out with rhys owen. his favourite food is paninis and plays dylan-level baseball. he has a habit of laughing uncontrollably in art and singing the john cena theme song (dooo doo doo dooooo).
i can’t believe he’s cheating on kaitlyn! he’s such a thomas jenkins!
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