Tippmannism
tippmannism, derived from the name tippmann,
a manufacturer of paintball markers.
often on tippmann’s initial release of a new product,
they have small, or sometimes large flaws in their
product that present themselves shortly after release.
these are known as ‘tippmannisms’ (plural) or a ‘tippmannism’ (single)
tippmann a5, now a great marker, at first a horrible
blender of paint on automatic fire. they cyclone feed
system has been vastly improved since then.
tippmann triumph, and triumph xt, ext. this is a
special one. in this very special case, the whole
marker is a ‘tippmannism’ in itself. based off of the
famous tippmann model 98, it features a speedball
exterior, or an attempt at one anyways. to most, it
looks like a tippmann 98 turned into a pressure washer.
it is jokingly known as the ’98 pressure washer’.
it is also made fun of because of its name ‘triumph’
when it is actually a colossal failure.
the tippmann x7, as well as the a5, also known for
being a 400 dollar paint blender in its early days.
the tpx, tippmanns most recent ‘tippmannism’
this marker is really hit or miss in it’s first generation.
most have the following symptoms: chop, does not
fire, or just doesnt work all together. it is a pistol made
in a clamsh-ll design, which is horrible.
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