a strange orange-skinned alien from mars.
greetings earthlings! my name is tom mulcair.
- got dem carps
possessing an uncanny ability to bed the opposite s*x, despite appearance, wealth, or social standing. reasons for this range from the unknown to large amounts of cocaine. ol’ fred is ugly as sh*t but he gets all the ladies. aye, he got dem carps doe.
when the male submissive species of the catfish tinder family branches out and creates a new single organic specie… his ultimate goal, to raise a family of schnauzers and cook a potjie in his snood – look up glucks, gluckman for a reference the gatfish was trolling on tinder and found a worthy fish… he […]
- clint bubble
a s*xy bubble ” your a clint bubble”
- food tease
when a woman promises you that she will go out for a big unhealthy meal and then at the last minute backs out because she doesn’t want to get fat. did you hear what jenn did to joe? they were supposed to go out for pulled pork and then backed out at the last minute. […]