Transylvania Candy Cane


it’s when you have s-x with a girl on the rag and then she gives you a bl-w j-b!
after doing a transylvania candy cane with her, her mouth looked like a zombie cannibal’s mouth!
the act of having s-xual intercourse with a menstruating woman, then having her finish you off with a bl-w j-b.
i can’t believe she was cool with doing a transylvania candy cane!

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