Tunisian Toothpaste
also known as the henry winkler, while perspiring from ones scr-t-m the hand is used to wipe away “ball cheese.” then the hand is inserted into the unsuspecting mouth for oral cleansing. this is said to be a common dental practice in tunisia. it is also rumored to be a good source of flouride.
kip was being obnoxious by chewing with his mouth open so i gave him some tunisian toothpaste. now he minds his manners at the dinner table.
also known as the henry winkler, while perspiring from ones scr-t-m the hand is used to wipe away “ball cheese.” then the hand is inserted into the unsuspecting mouth for oral cleansing. this is said to be a common dental practice in tunisia. it is also rumored to be a good source of flouride.
kip was being obnoxious by chewing with his mouth open so i gave him some tunisian toothpaste . now he minds his manners at the dinner table.
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