TurtleDuck


the animal species cl-ssification for the koopa troopa enemies found in nintendo’s mario brothers games.
it’s the worst when you die at the hands at one of those generally useless jumping turtleducks in supermario bros.
the turtle claws punk cousin who jacked the turtle claw mans claw, who later paid for his actions
i, the turtle claw man, vows to go through any length to get my claw back, even if it means death to the turtle duck!!!!!

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