Two Points
two points is an expression meaning “nice shot”. it originally rose from basketball, but has come to be used in many situations where someone demonstrates skill at hitting a target. also used in a sarcastic sense when someone does something profoundly clumsy.
example one
guy 1: ouch (after ramming his bike into a hydrant, and flying over the handlebars).
guy 2: two points.
example two (shamelessly stolen from dm of the rings)
legolas: i fire another arrow!
dm: you hit saruman with the arrow.
dm: he swoons and falls from the balcony.
dm: and lands on this spikey thing at the bottom.
dm: happy now butcher?
aragorn: two points.
legolas: even though he fell, i still get xp right?
to put out or short a blunt.
“do you want to hit this?” “na’ two-points.”
to put out or short a blunt.
“hey you want this?” “na, two-points.”
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