Tyler Strickland
a snotty slimy saliva freakazoid! you’d never want to eat near this disgusting ball of cr-p! he mixes salad and spaghetti and enjoys every bite. he sneezes and booger blasts all over his hand and doesn’t give a d-mn. he’ll shake you’re hand anyway. wiping snot on his hands is a daily routine for this germ.
i hate tyler strickland he ruined my trip to kandalore!
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