umpididdlydoo
a word used to describe a p-n-s, an adaptation of the word dijeridoo used to desribe dijeridoos abnormal in size, the word umpididdlydoo is often used in nursery rhymes
tom: “ive got a huge dijeridoo”
katie “yeah well my man has an umpididdlydoo”
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