a fict*tious creature imagined by rockaway beach lifeguards to scare little kids that swim out too far into the surf. an *n*logy for the undertow and a giant lobster claw that grabs you and pulls you under.
hey you kids better move in, the underclaw is out there today and he’s hungry!
a relationship requiring many chips. i am in a serious relationchip right now!
- carpe pussum
a cl*ssy way to say: seize the p*ssy. used by effete liberal intellectuals donald trump ended his last press conference trying to show off his cl*ss and intellect by stating, “carpe pussum!”
used to describe a gaggle (or “f*ggle” as it were) of single g*y men, that live together in a common goose-sh*t strewn compound property, sometimes lacking the regular use of bathing facilities for personal hygiene, and more often than not found to be smug and naive of the realities of the outside world. they are […]
- wet log
pertaining to a hard p*n*s soaked in its own s*m*n due to s*x with ones own hand. i don’t have a girlfriend, so every time i m*st*rb*t* its a wet log.