Vajamas


word used to describe the act of when a male is either so tired or so drunk that he falls asleep or p-sses out with his junk still inside his female counterpart during s-x.
i was so trashed last night i fell asleep in my vajamas!
1) slang for v-g-n-
2) also means coward, as in he was a big vajama because he was afraid of going on the big rollercoaster
“billy was too scared to do a back flip, he is a big vajama”

pete:”i can’t believe he wouldn’t go mountain biking with us!”
tom: “i know! what a vajama!”
nighttime clothing made specifically for women.
i usually sleep in my boxers, but she likes to put on her s-xy vajamas.
when a female sleeps in the nude she is wearing her vajamas.
when she stays over at his house kelly always wears her vajamas to bed because anything else would be too warm.
anything a man wears to bed other than underwear.
a night shirt, silk pajamas, etc.

hey man, nice vajamas.
a methaphor used to describe the state when a woman is not in the mood for s-x
“honey, not tonight…i have a headache, so i put my vajamas on”
pajamas for women, a convergence of v-g-n- and pajama
the woman slipped into a comfy pair of vajamas before going to bed.

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