Wang Dong
the name of a very unfortunate chinese park ranger who appeared on an episode of destination truth.
we were led into the forest by w-ng dong…. poor man
a slow and/or sluggish moving shopping cart; these are left by smart shoppers at your neighborhood grocery store because they are blessed with faulty wheels or their axles arent properly lubed; w-ngdongs cause anger because when pushing a w-ngdong you must exert non-equal forces with your arms in order to push the cart along smoothly, thus making one arm tired while your w-ngdong skids along the floor of each isle.
yolanda: hey, look at that guys w-ngdong, its totally draggin.
frodo: i once had a w-ngdong like that, except i exchanged it before it sent me into a vortex of spiraling fury.
can vary from many different things
a. a catchphrase. for example: ah w-ng dong! lost my keys!
b. a new kind of chinese food that has vegetables, cheese, and fried eggs
c. a p-n-s.
d. a new line of trojan brand extra thick condom. “for more protection…wait…if you want protection…dont have s-x!”
e. w-ng=pee
dong=poo
for example: sorry man i gotta go take a w-ng and then a dong.
f. a new line of baseball “cups” for men
example: man i got this new w-ng dong cup…it feels so natural! it even comes with the free trojan condoms! for athletic family planning!
g. a new cartoon! w-ng and dong save the day!
w-ng usually (accidentally) starts the trouble while dong rescues the town.
example: man, did u see w-ng and dong tonight?
yeah it was sweet!!
w-ng dong: lots of thingss.
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