Warlock Punch


the most powerful punch ever performed
so powerful, punching in the general derection of someone will kill or fatalily injure the person
john p-ssed me off so i warlock punched him
and now i’m being charged for murder
(war-lock punch)
noun
an awesomely powerful punch performed by (and only by) ganondorf in super smash bros. melee and super smash bros. brawl. when it is performed, ganondorf is surrounded by shadow and charges darkness in his hand, the victim is either obliterated or wishing that they were obliterated.
ganondorf: eeen-do..
link: oh fu-
ganondorf: ahh!
-link is wiped off the face of the earth-

warlock punch is the only thing that is greater that a falcon punch, which in turn, is greater that a chuck norris round-house kick.

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