when you’re so poor you can’t even afford your own weed!
we be on that weed welfare!
when you and your significant other have designated sides on a shared bed and the other person tresp*sses onto your side while sleeping thus causing you to wake up or to have to attempt sleep in an uncomfortable position. i would have gotten a better night’s sleep if daniel would stop restp*ssing all night!
when you have to sh*t so bad that you forget everything in life and get put into a trance. “yo man can’t talk right now i’m in a shrance!”
- armstrong's law
armstrong’s law describes the phenomenon observed when discussions between americans and non americans about a variety of topics, where it become apparent america is not the greatest at said topic, the likelihood of the american to arbitrarily bring up the us moon landings as a non sequitur increases dramatically. mathematically, armstrong’s law is defined as […]
the explosive *rg*sm of a sean. sean just diorea on ayumi